who the fuck names their child noiz
1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.
2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.
3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.
4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.
5. Fart when you have to.
6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!
7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.
snk au where everyone are just actors/actresses and nobody dies
- Special ops squad being emotional after watching ep 22 because they weren’t there for the filming and they were surprised by the extra scenes (except for Petra who appeared in ep 22). Levi’s actor has a soft heart for touchy scenes and cries after being emotionally constipated the whole episode.
- Erwin’s actor is just as witty (and dashing) as his show counterpart
- Armin’s actor likes taking selfies during breaks and posts them in his instagram and twitter accounts. Eren and Jean’s actors are close buds with Armin’s actor and both often photobombs Armin’s selfies. Eren does wacky faces while Jean imitates teen girl selfies most of the time.
- Annie and Mikasa’s actresses catch some ZzZs while the rest of the cast are taping.Their roles and stunts are usually the hardest so they get some rest while they can. Hanji and Sasha often catch them in their sleeping hideout so they hire Connie to take stolen shots.
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